Adventure is out there! (But I wish it were here)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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definitivelysarah

“No homo” cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

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I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit

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if there ever comes a time when i do not reblog this post, please assume i am dead and act accordingly. 

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michaelcorleonee

remember that time that spock said “this is about sex” but he couldn’t say sex so instead he said “biology” and kirk clearly knew what he meant but was awkwardly like “what kind of biology” and spock got this look on his face like ‘oh lordy i’m not dealing with this today’ and said “vulcan biology” and kirk can’t say the word sex either so he goes “u mean the biology of vulcans” and then they stood there in silence for ten seconds like a pair of fucking idiots

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